just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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