did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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