I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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