Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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