Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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