Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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