You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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