Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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