gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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