All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Randomize
