My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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