Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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