Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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