speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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