The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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