Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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