Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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