About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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