how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Still dying that you shit outside
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Randomize
