Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
the gays at disneyland are vicious
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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