So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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