Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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