Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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