guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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