She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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