adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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