so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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