East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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