WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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