Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Randomize
