She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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