He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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