called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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