I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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