well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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