don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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