Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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