I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Randomize
