Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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