i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize