No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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