I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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