I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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