Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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