Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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