I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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