why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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