Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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