Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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