I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I need a burrito and a hug.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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