i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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