? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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