She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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