Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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