I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
