I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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