glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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