Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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