I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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