Christians are straight up FREAKS
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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